by A friend of jack September 11, 2011
Get the Jack fountain mug.The act of masturbation while resting your chin on a windows seal and watching your neighbor lay out in the sun. All the while, dressed in nothing but a 1985 pair of terry cloth running shorts cut so short that simply sitting on the bed exposes a hint of your grundel and nut bag.
"Man, my mom caught my brother window jacking the other day. He must have been mesmerized by her bikini spider."
"Dude that's tore."
"Yeah, he couldn't put it away fast enough because he was giving himself the shocker at the same time."
"Dude that's tore."
"Yeah, he couldn't put it away fast enough because he was giving himself the shocker at the same time."
by liquidnails May 13, 2006
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Get the alex jack mug.Jack Barakat is a highly dangerous man who will steal your boyfriend namely alex gaskarth because he doesnt want anyone else.
' Jack Barakat please. Don't take Alex from me. He's my husband! Jack Barakat no- stop kissing Alex. Oh god Jimmy get out.'
'Alex please. Alex we need to talk- Alex stop please. alex we think you may have a problem- alex no you said you were straight. you like jack but we have a kid this isn't your problem. ALEX. JACK BARAKAT GET OFF HIM HE'S MINE . HE'LL VISIT ON WEEKENDS. ALEX? WAIT HE'S FLATLINED. CALL 911. SOMEBODY KISS HIM! JACK BARAKAT IT'S YOUR TURN. GIVE HIM THE KISS OF LIFE- WAIT JACK BARAKAT BACK OFF. NO JACK BARAKAT . STOP. OH GOD HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE. JACK BARAKAT ? JACK? JACK CAN YOU HEAR ME? WE KILLED ONE HALF OF ALL TIME LOW. JIMMY? JIMMY? MOMMY NEEDS YOU JIMMY- NO JIMMY PUT THE TASER DOWN- OH GOD HE'S NOT BREATHING. CALL IKEA WE NEED TO SEND HIM BACK AND GET HIM FIXED WE DONT HAVE THE INSTRUCTION MANUEL ONE OF HIS SCREWS ARE MISSING OH GODNESS. OH MY BEEBO THE FOREHEAD MANS HERE *OPENS HIS FOREHEAD* ITS THE SCREW- OH GOD BEEBO. OH MY GOD ITS HIS BRAIN NO BEEBO YOU CAN PULL THROUGH THIS OH MY GOODNESS. SO PANIC! IS COMPLETELY GONE NOW THERE'S NO REMAINING MEMBERS FALL OUT BOY KILLED THEM ALL NO THANKS PETE. wait, oh god... it was infront of the puppies all along.'
'Alex please. Alex we need to talk- Alex stop please. alex we think you may have a problem- alex no you said you were straight. you like jack but we have a kid this isn't your problem. ALEX. JACK BARAKAT GET OFF HIM HE'S MINE . HE'LL VISIT ON WEEKENDS. ALEX? WAIT HE'S FLATLINED. CALL 911. SOMEBODY KISS HIM! JACK BARAKAT IT'S YOUR TURN. GIVE HIM THE KISS OF LIFE- WAIT JACK BARAKAT BACK OFF. NO JACK BARAKAT . STOP. OH GOD HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE. JACK BARAKAT ? JACK? JACK CAN YOU HEAR ME? WE KILLED ONE HALF OF ALL TIME LOW. JIMMY? JIMMY? MOMMY NEEDS YOU JIMMY- NO JIMMY PUT THE TASER DOWN- OH GOD HE'S NOT BREATHING. CALL IKEA WE NEED TO SEND HIM BACK AND GET HIM FIXED WE DONT HAVE THE INSTRUCTION MANUEL ONE OF HIS SCREWS ARE MISSING OH GODNESS. OH MY BEEBO THE FOREHEAD MANS HERE *OPENS HIS FOREHEAD* ITS THE SCREW- OH GOD BEEBO. OH MY GOD ITS HIS BRAIN NO BEEBO YOU CAN PULL THROUGH THIS OH MY GOODNESS. SO PANIC! IS COMPLETELY GONE NOW THERE'S NO REMAINING MEMBERS FALL OUT BOY KILLED THEM ALL NO THANKS PETE. wait, oh god... it was infront of the puppies all along.'
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Get the jack wright mug.Jack Patrick Douglass is an American Youtuber. He does comedy, music, PMS (Parodies, Music videos, Sketches) and much more. Legend has it that he's a gay flat-earthed moon-truther furry with a gargantuan forehead. And he hosts a show called YIAY (Yesterday, I Asked You).
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