half-first-cousin-twice-removed

1- Grandparent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's grandchild.

My half-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021

Hectic And A Half

When Something Crazy Or Hectic Is Happening You Would Say That Was Hectic And A Half, Hectic And A Half Is Used To Make It Sound More Hectic

Thomas And Lewis : Having An Argument
Rhys : That Was Hectic And A Half

by Replex11 June 22, 2023

Half orphan

The condition of having only 1 living parent.
Sometimes shortened to harphan.

Me: Ever since my dad died I've been a harphan.
Girlfriend: That's really sad to hear. It must be really tough being a half orphan

by Just one more cuddle... August 22, 2023

half a job

When your having a threesome and one girl is giving you head but doesn't finish you off and leaves it to the second girl to finish you .

I had a threesome yesterday and the girl half a jobbed me

by half a job November 5, 2015

National lose half your family day

The day your mums side of the family cut you out of their life

Me- “it may be Fabien’s birthday but it’s also national lose half your family day”

by Pro_fortnite_gamer47 March 14, 2020

Half-break

When you are eating and you're full, but you refuse to admit it to yourself, so you just take a little break about halfway into a meal.

Person 1: Half-Break!
Person 2: Dude you're full right?
Person 1: No, I'm just taking a half break...

by SWS_PTV_BVB_Love_You September 7, 2013

Two and a half

2.5

Someone: How many?
Me: Two and a half.

by Foobar321 May 30, 2021