I'm depressed

me to imma commit sudoku.

"I'm depressed af bich"

by murder :D December 3, 2024

I'm a bitch

Something a Riley would say to make people feel bad for them or sad for them only because they want attention or it might be said by someone telling the truth about them

Riley:I'm a bitch
Me:that's why we don't like you

by Dantheman816 November 12, 2021

I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019

by the nine I'm tweakin'

ur done. Finished. Left the body.

ran outta copium

"drinks too many mochi staminan spark"
"BY THE NINE I'M TWEAKIN'-"

by quicksilver0421 January 16, 2024

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by AddictOfWhilster February 27, 2025

Hey dudeman I'm a dudeman

A meme / TikTok sound clip used to mock-exaggerate someone being overly chill, unbothered, or “laid-back” to the point of absurdity. It often implies someone is using vapid “dude-bro” energy or just being kind of ridiculous by leaning into a persona of nonchalance.

Friend: “You haven’t studied for the exam.”
You: “Hey dudeman I'm a dudeman.”

by The humanDih September 18, 2025

I'm a

A self-absorbed term used too much on the daily.

"I'm a great person who deserves everything."

by mae1alv April 24, 2022