Someone that has farton as his or her last name

If you have or know someone that has farton as their last name, then they probably are a horrible "person" and touch kids.

Person 1: Hey you Someone that has farton as his or her last name
Farton: oh yeah I touchs kids.

by stranger.1 May 22, 2024

you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people

What say you in your defense?

Guard: You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 November 28, 2021

DAVID HER

If a girl just won't shut up , shove a xanix down her throat

Dude, my friend's girl was just b****** and b****** You know and I was like " bro just David her!"

by FANCYMOUSE February 14, 2024

better than her

The grass isn’t always greener. When your ex tried to find someone else but realised you’re better and comes crawling back… They always come back.

You know I’m better than her

by Answersyoureallyneed March 3, 2024

National eat her out day

On March 17 every year you can eat your girlfriend out all day and all night

person 1: hey baby is national eat her out day

Person 2: don’t mind if I do

by Official Odisha photo March 14, 2024

Her

Speaking of her... I saw her the other day. Her and her fat, short inferior husband went to the strip mall by my house... 🤏 That close Jordan

Hym "Don't invoke her as though she has been victimized in any way, shape, or form. I should have choked the shit out of her little ass... But I didn't! So I'm not morally culpable in any way. I've actually never done anything wrong. And I'm better than everyone. And I don't belong in an oven because I'm not a Jew."

by Hym Iam March 17, 2024

throw her up in the air and leave her there

Put a bitch on ya shoulders
Wear her legs as a necklace

Bro, shawty thicc asf. I'm tryna throw her up in the air and leave her there.

by NY Slang Definitions March 19, 2024