by Smysizzle July 3, 2011

Noun. A variation of a flying spider in which the user waits for their victim to enter a shower, or enclosed space, and will proceed to enter said space and ejaculate their excrement onto the victim’s body, preferably the penis.
Yo bruh, after we get back to the hotel, let’s let Adam get into the shower, and then tag team him with a Floridian Flying Spider.
by Dr Dickenstein March 28, 2024

by HoezAdmiree September 10, 2022

by the badass of all badass. October 2, 2016

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.
Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."
Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024

the type of girl that will scrape a jar after the mix is cooked off ; the smell of the ether is what attracts them. Typically located in Hillsboro Ohio
by Kingspade93 June 30, 2022

When some dumb shit can't remember what a fly is called. They've just said it but they're not quite sure if it's correct.
by Bethisabossassbitch September 24, 2015
