The Duck Dealer

The duck dealer deals ducks to people. His name is Rob.

Person: I saw the duck dealer today

by Gerald the shitty seagull January 25, 2020

duck squatting

The act of squatting while exerting fecal matter as a duck or any other water fowl is consuming the raw body fluids.

Man i was duck squatting so hard last night my rectum is swelling.

by The filthy whisker November 1, 2013

Duck

When you try to type "Fuck" and it's autocorrected to "duck"

"What the duck"

by KRYPTICLIKESPIZZA September 11, 2021

Subaru Duck

Literally Snek's pfp

Snek's pfp is the fuggin Subaru Duck

by Kamackey June 14, 2021

Duck walking

To waddle around like u take it up the ass a lot

Man he's is definitely the duck walking champ he takes up the whole hallway with his waddle

by Dumping loads May 30, 2015

I nutted in a duck

What you say when you nutted in a duck

You:yo i nutted in a duck last night
Friend: yo wtf

by Bendover559 June 10, 2022

Flub the Duck

The act of self gratification by palming the shaft or in the female version to flick the bean.

Also the act of screwing up an action.

DUDE! I swear to God I flubbed the duck so hard last night I almost ripped it out!

So...I flub the duck twice a day

Uh oh...I flubbed the duck somehow...forgot to tell my wife that the condom broke.

by The Tofu of Drems July 25, 2014