my own duck to fuck

Just another way to tell someone you're too busy to help rhem, or, you really don't want to be bothered.

"Can you help me move this weekend?"
"Nah dude, I got my own duck to fuck."

by gh1 June 7, 2018

Duck Fucker

A guy who is sexually attracted to ducks, wants to smash a duck and believes that some ducks are thiccc.

Guy- "like im not a duck fucker but thicc duck is thicc duck"
Guy2- "Guy is a duck fucker."

by BEANS BEANS BEANS April 3, 2020

Duck

The best animal on the planet.

He quackes and is very epic!

A duck can be used to fuck

It also rimes

by BroknRobot April 19, 2020

duck

duck meaning you is ugly asfk idc.

stfu you dirty albino sped baboon your duck asfk

by idc~ royal March 27, 2022

Duck mint

A Newport cigarette.

"Yo Alex lemme get a duck mint!"
"Nah this my last cig dewddd"

by gunitthugkillakilla420 October 27, 2023

Birthing A Flock Of Ducks

Farting loudly and repeatedly so as to sound like there is a flock of ducks in the area.

I just walked into the bathroom at work and some guy on the other side of the wall was birthing a flock of ducks.

by Tasteless_Humor November 8, 2015

Ducking Wreck

- Avoiding An Altercation or Fight. - Feeling That You Feel You Would Lose Or Not Come Out On The Good End.

In Baddies Africa Dolly Was Scared To Fight Ivori & Pretended To Have A Hurt Arm Because She Knew Ivori Was Going To Whoop Her Ass For Punching Her At The Club The Night Before (While Ivori Was Drunk & Not Fully Functioning To Fight Back & Defend Herself) For A Fugazi Reason. At Baddie Ninjitsu The Next Day Kold Killa Yelled Out “I Hope The Camera’s Got Dolly Ducking Wreck In This Bitch” Because Everybody Knew Dolly Was About To Get That Ass Whooped & Thats Why She Was Scared! LMAO!!!

by kashmunnii October 21, 2025