David

David is let’s just say he is special I mean he thinks with his dick not his head and don’t get me started on his dick when he gets a girl if that’s possible they always think he is transgender because his dick is so small.I will say David is good at golf only because he is good at hitting balls. He is a very gay guy and he just wants to get fucked by men. But he is also and okay guy

David is used in a sentence is when your talking about a dumbass

by Mr truth teller 69 May 20, 2022

david spillman

the word “david spillman” is used when you are walking through the hallway at school and see somebody who looks extremely homosexual, and you don’t know what gender they are.

wow, that person looks like a david spillman. You don’t ever want to be caught with someone like that.

by bentley01morris December 26, 2022

DAVID HER

If a girl just won't shut up , shove a xanix down her throat

Dude, my friend's girl was just b****** and b****** You know and I was like " bro just David her!"

by FANCYMOUSE February 14, 2024

david

when he yells it hurts my head . like plz be quiet plz. but he’s nice tho. so yeah thanks david for giving me a headache while being nice. ☺️

dive david

by djdnxncnfngn February 9, 2022

david zientak

That horny, drugged up kid, in the back of class

David Zientak:Just like the ice cream man

by Therealzientakk June 7, 2016

David Hennesey

Someone being stupid

Your being a David Hennesey

by Mr McMillan November 23, 2021

David

There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.

Scenario 1:

Guy: Hey David how you doin’?

David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?

Scenario 2:

Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”

David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff

by JDZav July 8, 2023