1. (n.) when two or more parties don’t get along but they don’t know that they don’t get along.
2. (n.) when a person has bovine muscle tissue that they’ve forgotten about.
2. (n.) when a person has bovine muscle tissue that they’ve forgotten about.
1. “Ezekiel and Mary Lou don’t get along well, but they have matching tattoos. They have subconscious beef.”
2. “Dolores keeps frozen meat in her freezer incase she wants to add that subconscious beef to her birthday cake.”
2. “Dolores keeps frozen meat in her freezer incase she wants to add that subconscious beef to her birthday cake.”
by Papi550 October 27, 2023
Get the Subconscious Beefmug. When Jen stood around in her undies she looked like a dude thanks to the beef shanks.
So Bill....I hear you need a few boards to shore up the Beef Shanks before you go down on her
So Bill....I hear you need a few boards to shore up the Beef Shanks before you go down on her
by ThatsMrJerk2you October 30, 2009
Get the Beef Shanksmug. girl goes to the toilet and takes a very long time. She finally comes back.
Boy to girl: Emma, did your beef curts touch the water?
The girl I got with last night had beef curts. Man it was ugly.
Boy to girl: Emma, did your beef curts touch the water?
The girl I got with last night had beef curts. Man it was ugly.
by Jenna wenna December 10, 2015
Get the beef curtsmug. by Muffle December 13, 2024
Get the Beef Stewmug. Beef curtains is a vagina that can swing down low, keep your boyfriend warm with, often used to block out light
by Bantsas October 10, 2017
Get the Beef curtainsmug. The act of putting your head in a person’s ( preferably male) butt, once the warm anal tract fully welcomes you, you spit out a mouth-ful of cum for optimal impregnation. The gestation period can be anywhere from 3 days to 15 months. Congrats, you have a slimy brown little miracle in your hands to love for, nurture raise as your own, and teach him to provide for himself and others.
Usually takes a couple times (anywhere from 3 to 60), but you just gotta keep trying.
Usually takes a couple times (anywhere from 3 to 60), but you just gotta keep trying.
Guy 1: Yo congrats on the new baby, who’s the lucky woman?
Guy 2: Woman? I didn’t need any fucking woman. I’m a butt dad and this is my butt baby
Guy 1: How does that even happen?
Guy 2: My bf gave me a Minnesota Beef curtain, and we’ve got our little bundle of joy with us. It took about 15 tries but it was all worth it
Guy 2: Woman? I didn’t need any fucking woman. I’m a butt dad and this is my butt baby
Guy 1: How does that even happen?
Guy 2: My bf gave me a Minnesota Beef curtain, and we’ve got our little bundle of joy with us. It took about 15 tries but it was all worth it
by it aint gay if its a fetish September 25, 2025
Get the Minnesota Beef Curtainmug. Sarah: I have beef with Laura!
Sadie: Sure, it’s probably imaginary beef
Sarah: No, it's not
Sadie: Do you know why you have beef with her?
Sarah: No, I just do
Sadie: Exactly, that's imaginary beef
Sadie: Sure, it’s probably imaginary beef
Sarah: No, it's not
Sadie: Do you know why you have beef with her?
Sarah: No, I just do
Sadie: Exactly, that's imaginary beef
by NotLauren22 November 11, 2024
Get the imaginary beefmug.