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Subconscious Beef

1. (n.) when two or more parties don’t get along but they don’t know that they don’t get along.

2. (n.) when a person has bovine muscle tissue that they’ve forgotten about.
1. “Ezekiel and Mary Lou don’t get along well, but they have matching tattoos. They have subconscious beef.”

2. “Dolores keeps frozen meat in her freezer incase she wants to add that subconscious beef to her birthday cake.”
by Papi550 October 27, 2023
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Beef Shanks

Enlarged Female Genitalia. Long or hanging Labia. Loose hanging vag meat.
When Jen stood around in her undies she looked like a dude thanks to the beef shanks.

So Bill....I hear you need a few boards to shore up the Beef Shanks before you go down on her
by ThatsMrJerk2you October 30, 2009
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beef curts

When a girl has freakishly long fanny flaps
girl goes to the toilet and takes a very long time. She finally comes back.

Boy to girl: Emma, did your beef curts touch the water?

The girl I got with last night had beef curts. Man it was ugly.
by Jenna wenna December 10, 2015
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Beef Stew

The act of ejaculation in the open wound of a cesarean section.
I’m going to beef stew jimmy’s mom tomorrow!
by Muffle December 13, 2024
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Beef curtains

Beef curtains is a vagina that can swing down low, keep your boyfriend warm with, often used to block out light
beef curtains are a flabby vagina often with many hairs, looks like a rug
by Bantsas October 10, 2017
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Minnesota Beef Curtain

The act of putting your head in a person’s ( preferably male) butt, once the warm anal tract fully welcomes you, you spit out a mouth-ful of cum for optimal impregnation. The gestation period can be anywhere from 3 days to 15 months. Congrats, you have a slimy brown little miracle in your hands to love for, nurture raise as your own, and teach him to provide for himself and others.

Usually takes a couple times (anywhere from 3 to 60), but you just gotta keep trying.
Guy 1: Yo congrats on the new baby, who’s the lucky woman?

Guy 2: Woman? I didn’t need any fucking woman. I’m a butt dad and this is my butt baby

Guy 1: How does that even happen?

Guy 2: My bf gave me a Minnesota Beef curtain, and we’ve got our little bundle of joy with us. It took about 15 tries but it was all worth it
by it aint gay if its a fetish September 25, 2025
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imaginary beef

You have beef with someone for no reason or beef that doesn't exist
Sarah: I have beef with Laura!
Sadie: Sure, it’s probably imaginary beef
Sarah: No, it's not
Sadie: Do you know why you have beef with her?
Sarah: No, I just do
Sadie: Exactly, that's imaginary beef
by NotLauren22 November 11, 2024
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