Chris

A guy who gets sick every single day and stays home from school playing Fortnite

Chris is sick today

by Gejebe December 11, 2019

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A very depressed guy. He can be happy when he see' s his soul mate. He's not afraid to be flirty in a sexual way and girls don't mind that. He is in the middle of hot and decent.

Chris-"I will slap you thigh and you WILL moan(wink wink)."
Chris-"I had to wear long sleeves for a reason."

by 0018638 September 19, 2018

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by poopypants339 December 27, 2011

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When you pin a person down into the doggy style position, spread their anus out with metal clamps, rub butter on their asshole walls as you pour hydrochloric acid and take a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire and go to town on them.

“Timmy, I swear to god if you don’t clean up your room I will give you a mechanical chris”

by MechanicalChrisLover May 25, 2024

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Chris is the most wild person you’ll ever meet in your life. He is a very adventurous type of dude and love every minute. Chris will never cease to entertain you because he is literally unpredictable. He is an extreme alcoholic ...I mean an alcoholic the type of that black out and wake up with know knowledge of the previous night of events. All in all Chris is one of the most awesome friends you could ask for.

Yo Chris did you forget what you did last night ?

Wooooooow Chris got me weak rn with his craziness.

by REMNANTTHESAUCELORD3000 August 5, 2020

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Chris is a stupid,dumb annoying kid who will bully you and harass you. If you are friends with someone name Chris RUN its not worth it to be in a friendship or realationship with the person.

MY bestfriend is Chris. OMFG you should get out of that realationship ASAP

by Leila Rivera February 17, 2020

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