Poop snotch

A shorter man between the ages of 48 and 68 with a beer belly wearing a really tight shirt.

Look at that pudgy elderly fellow wearing that tight ass shirt..

I know right? What a poop snotch.

by ThatReaper May 31, 2018

Poop acoustics

Blasting farts in a fully public toilet that is not binary specific.

Bro, your girlfriend walked in while i was on the toilet and said my poop acoustics were fantastic!

by AnEndlessChaos August 25, 2022

Minion Poop

funny

Matthew can't stop laughing about Minion Poop

by skyball18 October 29, 2022

poop trooper

a job in the sex industry where one must shovel and load poop to deliver to interested clients

you think your job is bad? I'm a poop trooper

oh golly, I love being a poop trooper!

by words_R_overrated November 1, 2022

Partner pooping

Partner pooping is the act of sharing one stall together pooping through your friends opened legs sitting on their lap when he has to poop to.

Person one sits on person two's lap to partner poop together.

Bill sat on John's lap for a partner pooping session since all but one stall was full.

by C. Cream November 10, 2022

Poop-eye

Because Louis couldn't pronounce grandpa.

"I can't say grandpa so I'm gonna just call him Poop-eye"-Louis
"Lol, same"-Everyone else
"Half of my bones are metal"-Poop-eye

by DimmyJonaldsson October 1, 2022

poop scootch

When a dog wipes its butt after going poo by dragging their butt on the ground using their two front legs.

My dog always does a poop scootch on the grass after going poo.

It is the worst when my dog does a poop scootch on my carpet/flooring.

by Marlo D December 17, 2021