david

The word "david" is totally not a codeword for "jew" and totally does not originate from "the star of david" because that would be anti-semetic and saying anything negative towards jews can get you thrown in jail.

(not allowed to use the word "david" as an example because it would be hate speech)

by llVIU October 12, 2025

David

A deadbeat who’s never around.

Always lies and makes you think you’re amazing likes to cheat on multiple women. Amazing women who are beautiful at that! Not sure why he cheats he has mommy and daddy issues too!

Mind fucks you

Pays for everyone’s drinks at the bar to be the popular kid

Thinks he’s Portuguese because he’s dating a cow

Did you hear david cheated on her?

Nothing new

by 100 Facts November 22, 2021

pull a david

Whenever your friend doesn't let you win in Metal Ball run even though you're specifically supposed to win.

A: He will definitely pull a david.
B: Who?
A: Falcon!!

by yaboiarg November 29, 2020

David

Someone who still has so much positive things on urban dictionary yet he’s probably a dick to his best friends

Omg look it’s David! He seems so nice!
Nah he’s such a bitch to me.

by Noteclairshush. June 23, 2022

David Gold

David is a very amazing man. When he walks by people stare in amazement. He is an example of what everyone needs in life.

Person 1: "Im feeling down"
Person 2: "You should watch David Gold sleep"
person 1: "That is exactly what I need"

by i love sPiCy Ed ShErAn February 14, 2022

David Champion

This man is an absolute Champion with 10/10 rizz forbidden rizz the rizzler adolf rizzler

omg its david champion

by Globglogabgalabb March 20, 2023

David A Clarke

Former sheriff of Milwaukee County Wisconsin otherwise known as the black Sheriff Arpaio, he’s a strong supporter of Donald Trump. Always goes on TV to differentiate himself from other blacks especially Democrats.

On the show tonight with me is former sheriff of Milwaukee county in Wisconsin David A Clarke

by Zero2infinity October 4, 2018