ur mom

a fine ass women i slept with last night

"Q=what did u eat today?. A=ur mom"

by Iamshy4u August 25, 2021

No Ur face

Definition: No ur face, not my face, ur face.

John: Get rekted boi
Pranav: No ur face

by deez my nut February 18, 2022

Ur Mom in bed

Ur mum and me last night in bed.............

"have you met my mom john"
"yeah"
when"
"when Ur Mom in bed"

by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022

Ur

1: A short way to say "You're" and "Your" commonly used on the internet
2: An ancient super-continent during precambrian times on Earth

1: Ur so cool!
2: Is Ur even real?

by NAaAm March 4, 2023

Ur daddy a trappy

An insult compared to ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian but to an even greater effect.

Mark:dude ur mom gay

Doug:oh yeah ur daddy a trappy
*Mark disintergrates into ash from harsh roast*

by gonzalo878 March 13, 2018

Ur Mom

Teacher: Gracy, care to tell the class what we are doing for homework tonight?
Gracy: We're doing ur mom

Leo: Hey!
Grace: Ur mom

by Devil_Gal630 March 13, 2022

Ur mom

A hairy three tit two asshole whale

Timmy:ur mom is a fat bitch ass whale jonny:fuck you. jonnys mom:(angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020