phd from fumble university

When a guy or a girl gives you THE CLEAREST SIGNS that they are interested in you however you still mess it up.

Guy 1: "So bro this girl ive been talking to for a while asked me if she can come to my place for the night cause it's 'very late in the night' and she lives 'far away'. I said no cause I have to get home for my curfew and I called her an Uber."

Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."

by A Boeing 737 MAX 8 March 26, 2024

Clifford University

A tertiary institution in South Eastern Nigeria synonymous to stress and suffering. When you’re in CLU, your life have spoil

Person 1: Things are rough bro, it’s like a plague of Egypt. I don’t think there’s anything worse.
Person 2: wait till you get to Clifford University

by Wil-blaq July 24, 2024

Northeastern University

The organization that owns Boston University's Hockey Program.

"Hey man are you going to the beanpot this year?"
"No fucking way, I'm sick of watching Northeastern University kick everyone's ass"

by boston chiller July 10, 2024

universal payment

When your buddy needs a solid so he offers beer as a form of compensation in exchange for labor.

Hey man, I need help working on my car, you in?
Sure, what's in it for me?

Universal Payment as always.

by 360blazeit March 24, 2024

University of American Dance

Noun - obfuscated slang for pole dancing or a strip club.

Hey man, let's go to the University of American Dance tonight. I just got a bunch of cash out of the ATM.

by Freakstyler March 31, 2021

Cutest person ever in the universe

Finneus is the cutest person ever because they are adorable and are cute in every single way possible

Finneus your the cutest person ever in the universe!

by Forevergore November 19, 2022

Universal religion

High treason
A elitist cult classic to Canada preforming b&e with the assistance of police in triangulation assault and battery and 1004 murders

Ever heard of Abraham Hicks and the universal religion?

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022