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Tom

Tom in the most handsome man in the world. With a beard like moss growing from a big rock and a moustache like the fifth Beatles member of your dreams, his glowy skin and honeycomb laugh is enough to capture the attention of even the most aloof Princess. He is strong and powerful and respected by his peers, and cares steadfastly for those he loves. He usually is addicted to Letterboxd and is a film bro, but that's okay because his infinite depth makes up for the addiction to logging movies. Just a simple word from Tom and you will be on your knees.
Wow, Tom is the bomb. Or did he just drop a bomb? From his butt? Weird...
by stevienicks69 April 19, 2024
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King Tom V

A person who likes to type all his words in brackets.
by Jesusmagic December 22, 2008
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Tom Holland

No one on this earth is as special as Tom Holland. He is so kind, he is incredibly good looking, he’s a total clown (in a good way), he brings joy and happiness everywhere he goes, he’s a very considerate person, he’s responsible, he’s Spider-Man for crying out loud, he’s an inspiration to many, you can count on him, he has a huge heart full of lots of love and kindness, he’s brave, he’s respectful, he has an adorable dog Tessa, he’s polite, a real gentleman, very intelligent, he loves dogs, he makes people smile without even noticing, he’s witty just like me, he’s honest, he’s strong willed, he’s definitely gonna be the next James Bond, and just an absolute LEGEND. There is absolutely no one at all who’s as awesome and outstanding as Tom Holland.
Leighton: *Laughs*
Ava: “What are you laughing at?”
Leighton: “That guy over there acting like a clown!” *laughs harder*
Ava: “That must be Tom Holland!”
Leighton: “How would you know?”
Ava: “Well because he’s hot and because he’s acting like a fool!” *laughs*
Leighton: “Ohhh I see it now!”
*both laugh in unison*
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Toms

Is very afraid of most things imaginable, listens to everyone and has the dumbest opinions.
Most often has a little winer and cries while only passing puberty at 21.
Toms what do you like to do for fun?
by Aquariumss March 7, 2019
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Turkey Tom Syndrome

Being purposely obtuse to act cool. (Mainly toward black celebrities)
“Who’s this Kendrick Lamar you speak of?”
“What is a Kanye West?”
“Obama? Never heard of em.”
Turkey Tom syndrome is very contagious.
by Banmi June 8, 2024
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Tom

Needs a haircut all the time...... cracked ribs..... absolute faggit.... just not likeable
by PlungeIntoMyDms January 22, 2020
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Tom

Sexy bastard with a horse cock that can please any girl (sexually) and it is loved by every woman and man and dog and cat and sexy arouses everyone
Tom is the most sexy lad in the wod
by Scoobyscrounger November 3, 2023
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