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bro-almighty

bro-almighty is the leader of a pack of bros. He only drinks american beer and bathes daily in old spice. He doesn't handle light work, like bouncers or hoes. That's only for common bros. Bro-Almighty deserves only the highest respect.
Example: George Washington was a bro-almighty.
by Bearded Wisdom January 30, 2014
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Bro-kens

"Bro-tokens", the type of imaginary currency used by bros to determine how much they owe each other.
"Hey bro, can I cash in 10 bro-kens if you pay for my Subway?"

"Yeah, I owe you ten bro-kens anyways for giving me that nice piece of ass's number"
by yarr the pirate April 24, 2010
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ok bro

ok bro means very good , very ok , ok
Nice
uwu
And many other nice things with feeling of warm and fuzzy and the power of friendship.
by anonymous February 7, 2022
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bro car

an old car slightly beaten up, with at least one "skater" sticker on it. The car is inhabited by bros with one or more bro wearing a hat off set to the side.
"hey, did you see that bro car on the high way? they were really jammin out"
by emmae November 6, 2011
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Avant-bro

An individual who studies how to be 'next-level' for the purpose of being popular as opposed to ACCIDENTALLY struggling with solutions to make everything better for self and all that acknowledges self.

An avant-bro might also prefer to watch television/internet, do expensive drugs, drink, play drinking games, listen to brostep, talk about girls that are only interested in repeating information & their own bodies, shit talking/making fun of people as opposed to getting into some creative activity that no one's ever understood before.
"I paid $xx,xxx.xxx for my imagination so I could be an avant-bro, spend my parents money and not have any interests outside of socializing."
by 185668232 July 9, 2012
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Bro-file

Bro-file is a term used in the Military when the soldiers get a doctor’s note to prohibit them from wearing a gas mask, because they have a beard from not being able to shave like a regular person due to a skin disease. The African American soldiers usually get this type of disease.
I have a beard, I can't wear the gas mask because I won't get a good seal. My Doctor gave me a BRO-FILE, so I don't have to wear it in training.
by MrCeeMrVegas August 20, 2009
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tribe bros

A group of gay people that bond together so that they are socially excepted
Me and my tribe bros are so gay together!
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