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time in a bottle

omg liek jeff still uses time in a bottle
by sekio March 24, 2004
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Scrub Time

Towards the end of an athletic competition(usually a basketball game) when one team has obviously secured the win. All of the worst players(scrubs) on both teams who ride the bench finally get to play. Scrub Time usually will not exceed a few minutes in most competitive levels of play and depends upon how big of a lead the winning team has.
Bench Warmer 1: "Hey...it might suck that we're losing by 30 points in the 4th quarter but at least we might get some playing time."

Bench Warmer 2: "Awesome, I love Scrub Time. I was starting to fall asleep a little bit and my legs are numb."
by Benchwarmer23 April 18, 2012
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stairwell time

To have adventurous and risky sex in the stairwell of a school, building, apartment complex, etc... with the possibility of being caught.
Man I had some crazy ass stairwell time with this chick at work!
by Kayla_3232 January 6, 2008
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Countin' Time

The time of day when the clock reads 12:34. See also, pi time.
"Hey, what time is it?"

"Check it out, it's countin' time."
by kara123125 March 28, 2010
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Time-Raped

when you snap into reality and reazlise that you have been entirely zoned out for a period of time.

can be like daydreaming, but not knowing what you are daydreaming about.

like your mind freezes, like not blinking, staring at a certian object without blinking (zoned out)

Can feel like seconds, min, or hours of ur valuable time during ur day are taken/stolen/grabed/raped away.
ex.
friend 1 -hey!
friend 1 -helloooo!
friend 1 -hello...earth to so and so
friend 2 -yeah?
friend 1 -where did ya go just there?
friend 2 -i dunno = "Time-Raped"|
by //ye boi//BS October 18, 2011
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Jack Time

When a friends time keeping is so poor, they arrive anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 hours late...
Alex: Dude where were you?
Jack: Oh sorry I'm running on Jack Time
by Mack1990 August 17, 2011
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bulk time

the time, frequently used as a punishment, that a man must spend with his significant other, without anyone else present, especially his male companions, due to too an inordinate imbalance in the favor of activities that don't involve him being bitched at
NOTE: women will not respond well to a man referring to this; they find "date night" far more agreeable.
Hey man, wanna wang out tonight?

Nah bro, can't.

Bummer, why not?

Dude, bulk time on the docket.

Sucks, why?

Drunk logic last night.
by hurdleston December 8, 2010
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