beef pen

A beef pen otherwise known as a pork sword, is physiological component of the male anatomy used for reproduction, urination, and wider world conquest.

"Get that beef pen out of my face I have a very busy day with many errands to run!"

by Aguythatknowsstuff August 6, 2019

Beef

The word beef means you don't like, hate or have a problem with someone

BFF: I have beefs for that bitch.

Me: Chill girl.

by Nova_lynn February 21, 2024

beef sticking

the act of having any beef substance such as a slim jim or long beef jerky stick, and sucking/licking it sexaully, mainly towards freshman in highschool to make them laugh and or creep them out.

junior takes slim jim, calls a freshmans name, then starts licking the beef stick, this is called beef sticking.

by laxbro4532 October 16, 2012

Beefed

When someone busts a deep rich fart, which stinks so fierce it makes you gag.

"OMFG, who beefed? That's revolting"

"OMFG, who beefed? That's revolting, blerrghhff"

by WingNutz January 3, 2024

Get some beef

Stand up and be noticed. Be brave and push yourself. Challenge yourself.

I don't want to do that I am worried about the result.

You need to get some beef!

by Shorthorn April 27, 2017

Roast Beef

Logan’s dream of fucking Mia and her roast beef

Logan: “I had a dream last night I was fucking Mia’s Roast Beef”

by bobby124912039804 September 8, 2025

Beef Burrito

The sexual act in which one man with a silicone enlarged penis has his penis filled with the soft feces of a female or male lover using their fingers or any tool that can fit into an urethra. A beef taco is just a crispy chip shell with dead cow inside and various other ingredients to make it taste good.

Hey Stacey, I gave my boyfriend a rim job last night.

Well I gave him a beef burrito to spice things up.

by ImJustVeryRetarded July 25, 2016