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New Zealand Mudsnail

The act of having your SO laying upside down and taking a dump on their “downstairs” in a swirl (ice cream like) formation. And then allowing it to slid down their front to their face and leaving a snail trail.
I was doing Matilda dingo style. I pulled out and gave her a New Zealand Mudsnail and it waltzed all the way down to her mouth.
by Shit Slider September 17, 2020
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New York Pour

A New York pour is an unmeasured alcohol pour,
characterized by audible, prolonged, glugging
sounds
as the liquor pours plentifully from the bottle.
Alright, that sounds like a New York Pour, I like this bartender.

This bartender must be from New York, did you hear that pour?
by MrVester August 2, 2007
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New England Tumbleweed

A crumpled up Dunkin Donuts bag (litter) blowing and tumbling in the wind.
Yo check that shit out! That’s a New England Tumbleweed if I’ve ever seen one!
by ZefsDead January 25, 2019
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1st New Jersey

The only company in War of Rights you need to think about and join. All other companies are plebs who enlisted, while Jersey boys were born with an 1861 Springfield in their hands and a cartridge between their teeth. Huzzah and for the Union!
Has Roy asked you about the 1st New Jersey? What a bunch of badasses
by TotallyNotHansel November 24, 2019
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New York discount

A dubious sales technique where an apparent reduction in an unrealistically elevated price is offered to the naive by fast-talking sales people. The method is practiced irrespective of the product, service, industry, local, or legality.
The sales manager was going to chew out the salesman for discounting the price so heavily until he realized that the customer had only been given a New York discount and the final price was still 10% higher than retail.
by hubbycap November 13, 2011
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New Brockton Alabama

If you tell one person something everyone finds out, all girls here have stank coochies, if you haven’t liked your cousins you’re officially gay, if your white your not right, yee yee is proper grammar and if u don’t pack a lip then you aren’t cool, but remember don’t juul at school
Look at them new Brockton Alabama girls
by Unknown boiii December 7, 2018
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Bad News Buffet

A chick who has nothing good to say about anything or anyone
Joe: dude I broke up with Marcia because all she does is complain

Mike: yeah Marcia is a Bad News Buffet!
by Tiltied August 8, 2020
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