social jail

when you hold people accountable in social situations where there are no legal ramifications. you can do this by uninviting them to events, unfollowing them, talking about their bad behaviour etc

Did you hear Chack sexually assaulted Marah? Too bad our legal system is fucked... better put him in social jail so he learns his lesson.

by socialjail123 April 19, 2021

Social Rape

When some one with the last name Ben Moshe forces himself into conversations or situations in which he does not belong

Elliot inviting himself to my grad party was an example of social rape

by Butthole Tribe June 15, 2025

Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder disposes of them.

Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.

by Shinon September 6, 2023

Social Ammunition

Information learned from Internet websites that can be shared with friends and used as conversation starters. Showing off how much one knows about what is popular on the Internet and knowing what is currently going 'viral'. This information becomes 'social ammunition' when it is used outside of the Internet.

Jonny is always on the Internet finding stories to use as social ammunition when we have coffee.

He is always the first to find funny YouTube videos and links to interesting things.

by BessieBoop October 20, 2013

SND (Social Networking Disease)

Any virus or bug that infects your computer due to having too many friends on your social networking site that don't run the proper security software on either their site or their computer.

I caught a nasty SND (Social Networking Disease) on Facebook the other day and had to reconfigure my entire system.

by Woman of Weird Words September 25, 2011

socially single

Socially single is when you are single to everyone else except your partner. When a relationship isn't socially acceptable or bidden by others ( including or especially parents ) consent from both partners. Socially single is just like dating but no one know except you and your partner. It is not friends with benefits or fuck buddys . It still has all the qualities as a serious relationship.

Things prevent me from dating Colton but we still secretly do. I'm socially single.

by Nakry December 13, 2015

Social Justice Pimps

Sweden's insanity has created a new term for the political debate: Social Justice Pimps. Those who condone an irresponsible policy that they themselves never have to experience the consequences of. In the name of holy virtue you prostitute women to polish up your image as a decent humanitarian, but all you're really doing is collecting the social reward, while women get to take all the risk.
by "The Angry Foreigner" on YT

The social justice pimps are elitists with no clue on reality. It's so terribly comfortable to yell "diversity!" from a safe distance, when you don't have to live it's effects.

by Eskrevista January 14, 2017