The most clapped mother-fucker you will ever meet. usually works at coca-cola and doesn't shut up about it...
about 4'11 and has a VERY small 'weenie' (Johnson, 2022).
Also, a pretty cool guy... likes old people.
about 4'11 and has a VERY small 'weenie' (Johnson, 2022).
Also, a pretty cool guy... likes old people.
by smhdk October 23, 2022
Get the sammug. the most handsome, dumbest, funniest, respectful boy that i have ever met in my entire life. he has the prettiest eyes with the prettiest smile and he really puts effort into the things that he does for his girlfriend. he’s shy, but always builds up the courage to come up to his girlfriend. his girlfriend is the most lucky person to have him in the whole world and she loves him so much.
by angelooololol November 28, 2021
Get the Sammug. Top gun sam is the kind of guy who'll be famous in like 10 years. pulls everyone and their cousin, and is probably one of the coolest dudes you'll ever meet. he gives great advise but seems a little bit sad under the surface. and he has a MASSIVE HORSE COCK
by pissgargler07 December 16, 2022
Get the Top gun sammug. by Astrid75010 November 23, 2021
Get the Sammug. He is the LOVE of my life. He is the MOST amazing man you could ever meet. You can trust him with anything and everything, he is always there for you. The second you are not with him you will miss him. He knows how to make you smile even of the worst of days, he is the sweetest guy. Anyone that knows him is one of the luckiest people to be alive but after all I am the luckiest because he is mine. He is so easy to love and cannot live a split second without him. He is so smart and perfect in every way. He's adorable, amazing, cute and so much more. I love you my baby.
by Chloe'Sizer April 30, 2011
Get the Sam Johnathon William Clarkemug. Bigger Dick than Jacks, or anyone’s actually. Sexual Prowess of a Bengal Tiger and impeccably handsome (even his nan says so).
One of those ‘beautiful mind’ / ‘rain man’ / ‘Albert Einstein’ kind of brains, his knowledge is all encompassing and due to this he is always right.
Olive skinned and dark haired like a Greek god, girls melt in his presence.
One of those ‘beautiful mind’ / ‘rain man’ / ‘Albert Einstein’ kind of brains, his knowledge is all encompassing and due to this he is always right.
Olive skinned and dark haired like a Greek god, girls melt in his presence.
by 123 yes 234 November 22, 2021
Get the Sam Geldardmug. by Ja’bluey June 2, 2024
Get the Sam Elkinmug.