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Straight vacation

When some one has sex or sensual physical contact with another of the same gender. Out of necessity, curiosity or mistakenly.
"Look at sally she has totally got her tongue down that chicks throat..... She must be on straight vacation.
by oorobotoo January 25, 2011
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Straight Facts

Hayden Dales, with all seriousness and truth, legally loves his girlfriend - Quinn Horn - more!!
Straight Facts!

Oh yeah.... I love you more!

That reminds me of Hayden Dales because he loves his girlfriend more and it is in the dictionary (filled with only facts)
by Money gang June 24, 2021
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Straight People Day October 29th

Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesn’t matter the color of your skin it’s just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!
p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!
by #Doglover 09 October 25, 2023
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Sorbet Straight

A person whose sexuality is straight but only when they are high.
Person A: “Ayo are you straight?”
Person B: “No, but I’m sorbet straight.”
Person A: “what does that mean?”
Person B: “I’m only straight when I’m high.”
by Orbitnonono April 13, 2022
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Adair you to keep a straight face

What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.
Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!
by QuacksO June 13, 2019
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Straights

Cigarettes pre-rolled and sold in packets of usually 15-20. The alternative being rollies, tobacco rolled by the user themselves.
Person1: "Dave had the mickey taken out of him when he couldn't roll for his mates, he had only ever smoked straights"

Person2: "smh"
by CURLYHAIREDKNOB August 12, 2015
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Straight up batshit crazy

The ultimate type of crazy. You can't be more crazy than straight up batshit crazy!
The thing Jack said yesterday was straight up batshit crazy.
by greekmadlad March 30, 2024
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