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Although most Ryan's are kind hearted and friendly, often times even on the timid side, most if not all of them are so unbelievably stupid you question how they haven't been picked off yet by natural selection. Most Ryan's are steadfast in their opinions which is a redeeming and often attractive quality, but it's usually about something retarded and ass backwards like voting conservative or spending a crazy amount of money on something that cannot be logically justified.

Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?

Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still

Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.

Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?

Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still

Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.

Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
by CornistheBestCrop August 25, 2018
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the black haired twat in barbie life in the dreamhouse
person 1: “hey you know ryan”
person 2: “omg he’s such a ducking prick”
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Ryan is truly a remarkable person, someone who starts as a dear friend and eventually becomes the love of your life. His kindness is unparalleled, and his amazing amber eyes reflect a depth of compassion and warmth that draws people in. Every time he smiles, it's as if the entire room lights up, making everyone around him feel special and cherished. His presence brings joy and brightness to the lives of those fortunate enough to know him. Being with Ryan transforms your world, filling it with love, happiness, and endless possibilities.
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Big black gay boy who loves sticking his small shriveled up shrimp dick into his dogs asscheeks
Ryan stoffels is a big black gay boy.
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ryan always likes to be in group chats with underage teens.
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Ryan is a guy that can't choose between his ex and his current girlfriend unless he gets his ex's opinion first. Ryan is and asshole, liar, and a loser. He's an insensitive prick that only thinks of himself. He can say he loves you one second and tell you his ex wants him back in another.
"What's you're boyfriends name?"
"Ryan"
"I heard Ryan isn't committed to his relationships"
"Yeah? What happened with his last one?"
"The girl broke it off because his ex (Elena) wanted him back and he didn't know how to choose between her and Elena,"
"Wow. Ryan sounds like a huge douche!"
by AquaMarine03 September 18, 2018
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The guy who sits behind me in math, and who sits in front of me in the French
"Why is Ryan watching my every move?"
by Mike Halk Isbig June 13, 2023
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