Ruggie Rocket

A filthy, unwashed, smelly penis. It usually has bits of stray hair, ball cheese, and pocket lint hiding under the foreskin/head.

When Terry walked in, I could smell his Ruggie Rocket

by anonymous June 4, 2025

Chimney Rocket

Objects in the shape of a penis

Zach left a chimney rocket made of two toilet rolls and one paper towel roll for Yukon Cornelius to see when he entered the bathroom.

by Yukon Christmas June 21, 2025

Atlas Rocket

When two males with erections join together, boner to boner, and pull any extra scrotum to the side to make the wings. It creates a 4 burner rocket ship. Both of the men then steer the rocket ship.

Evan and Steven created the Atlas rocket and shortly after launch, it exploded. Both men survived with only having minor exhaustion and a bit of a mess to clean.

by ElLocoDuderino June 25, 2025

Spartan rocketing

When your balls hang out of your speedo/underwear

Woh that guys balls are humongous, he’s crazy at spartan rocketing

by OG spartan rocket July 4, 2025

Snot Rocket

Putting the tip of your penis on the nostril and ejaculating while are the same time the female blows as hard as she can out the other nostril.

(Guy 1)“Yo dude my nose is so stuffy right now” (guy 2 )“yeah my girls was too, especially after I gave her a snot rocket” (guy 1)”you need fucking help dude.”

by Fjejejhdhdhd August 7, 2025

piss rocket

A piss rocket has occured whenever a white person takes methamphetamine or sometimes other stimulants via the urethra before engaging in typically violent intercourse. Prototypical piss rockets took place inside the anus of a living human body. However, at the time of writing, the anus requirement is context independent for all piss rocket events. While piss rockets are generally considered to be unlikely due to their painful nature, safety dictates that every reasonable facsimile of an anus be considered sufficient to provoke the violent act.

Did you read about the piss rocket on Wednesday over at the local Church of Jesus Christ of Latterday Saints? Two are confirmed deceased while another ten suffered non-life-threatening injuries during the attack. Several Mormons anuses are still unaccounted for while rescue personnel continue to search the wreckage hoping to find a single anus not damaged by this cowardly act.

by Qohelet August 29, 2025

Hard Rocket

The most absolutely stunning girl in the world. A girl that leaves you speechless. A breath taking beauty that makes the world stop. A woman so perfect that she ends the search for anyone else, there’s no need to look anymore because you just found the one.

“Bro, I just found her, she’s a total hard rocket. Drop everything I’m on a mission now”

by Beckett1234 August 31, 2025