pull a mubarak

To make it a common assumption that you will leave or resign from something, and then not do it at all.

<bob> alright I'm getting off.
<joe> THANK GOD!
<bob> jkscammed!
<joe> damnit bob, don't pull a mubarak on us again.

by AlecDeGreat February 27, 2011

pulling a tuche

to have your butt crack exposed

he look at that gu bent over! he is pulling a tuche!

by mchscheerleader May 30, 2009

Pulling a Nero

Pulling a Nero is when you masturbate and ejaculate with such high velocity that you get yourself in the face.

After no nut November Im gonna be Pulling a Nero

by AsianFetish1234 October 15, 2019

pulling the chicken

A guy jerking off in private

I walked in on jimmy pulling the chicken.

by Whothefrickcares_ January 17, 2016

pulling a european

skipping a day of showering. based of the common rumor/assumption that europeans don't shower every day. not meant to be rude toward europeans, just a way of telling someone that you skipped showering without the rest of the world thinking your disgusting and you stink.

"my alarm went off late today and i didn't have time to shower so i ended up pulling a european."

by kdrrrgs February 23, 2008

the pull back

When you go in to kiss a girl and she pulls back in disgust.

When I went in to put one on that bitch she gave me the pull back and we haven't spoken since.

by PipTowell December 6, 2006

Pulling a Marcus

When a new-hire wins the company raffle for any prize (preferably a new tablet or ipad).

My wife totally pulled a Marcus the other day. At the end of her interview for the job, she agreed to work for the company and signed up for the raffle for the new kindle and WON IT!

Marc totally pulled a Marcus at the company summer picnic when he won the Ipad this summer. (pulling a marcus)

by hypo November 18, 2011