Minion Poop

funny

Matthew can't stop laughing about Minion Poop

by skyball18 October 29, 2022

poop trooper

a job in the sex industry where one must shovel and load poop to deliver to interested clients

you think your job is bad? I'm a poop trooper

oh golly, I love being a poop trooper!

by words_R_overrated November 1, 2022

Partner pooping

Partner pooping is the act of sharing one stall together pooping through your friends opened legs sitting on their lap when he has to poop to.

Person one sits on person two's lap to partner poop together.

Bill sat on John's lap for a partner pooping session since all but one stall was full.

by C. Cream November 10, 2022

Poop-eye

Because Louis couldn't pronounce grandpa.

"I can't say grandpa so I'm gonna just call him Poop-eye"-Louis
"Lol, same"-Everyone else
"Half of my bones are metal"-Poop-eye

by DimmyJonaldsson October 1, 2022

poop scootch

When a dog wipes its butt after going poo by dragging their butt on the ground using their two front legs.

My dog always does a poop scootch on the grass after going poo.

It is the worst when my dog does a poop scootch on my carpet/flooring.

by Marlo D December 17, 2021

Poop swoosh

When you pop a squat on the royal throne and your dookie drops into the water and disappears into the sewer without having to flush the toilet..don’t forget to wipe though

Yo Jared, I encountered the iconic poop swoosh while taking a dump today!

by Mike Oxhot December 24, 2021

Poop feet

When you poop and then don’t shower for the rest of the day and fecal matter particles remain on your feet.

Are you seriously gonna get in this bed with those poop feet? Go take a shower Alana!

by Pantherking December 29, 2021