beer can wind chime

A badass bitch living on the Upper East Side of New York City.

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she’s a little all over the place, she’s a beer can wind chime.

by creaturesofyorkville June 12, 2025

Spilt my beer

Stated when something that happened/seen was so funny that it made one accidentally or theoretically spill their beer from laughing so hard

Person 1: Did you see that video of Will from last night?

Person 2: Yeah dude it was so funny I spilt my beer watching it

by beepboop January 2, 2019

Clam Beer

Making a girl squirt when she has a yeast infection

Dude I was giving this ratchet wook head and she totally made me drink clam beer

by Shaynaivxx June 8, 2025

two whole beers that night

two whole beers that night is a term used by men to tell their ultra light weight friend that he was drunk and disorderly or black out. the term is often used when the two beer query pisses him self after a night of drinking.

Jason: yo Lando, you passed out on the couch and pissed your self last night

Lando: I know shut up!
Chris: Lando to your credit you did have like two whole beers that night.
Lando: shut up!

by Rocheman4280 December 29, 2013

Beer Crotch

When your crotch is soaked with beer after you drunkenly spill on yourself.

Molly's so drunk she's got a beer crotch.

by Word destroyer August 22, 2017

fisher price beer

A half pint or similar-sized beer. A smaller-than-usual beer.

My doctor says my triglycerides are too high because of alcohol. So I need to order a smaller-sized beer. Bartender, give me a Fisher Price beer please!

by RubyD January 31, 2025

weird beer

The can (or bottle) of beer that is left in your fridge for weeks/months/years and almost certainly is of a unique flavor that is only suitable to a particular palate. Many times weird beer is brought to another social occasion (since you are too cheap to go out and buy a new six-pack that you know others will enjoy) and it will then be passed on to another for the beer to sit all alone in their fridge.

(Bob - looking in Tony’s fridge) — Hey Tony, is see some nice flavors in here. You are really into Pils and IPAs these days, but what the hell is this Pumpkin-Chili-Porter?! (Tony - Responding to Bob) — Yeah, Travis brought that over (freaking cheapskate) it was from that Halloween party he had last year. (Bob - responding to Tony) - I ain’t touching that weird beer…

by G-Daddy SchmoovG-Daddy Schmooe March 14, 2024