the water that hardens the egg softens the potato

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.

"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

egg

The almighty.

egg.

Yes.

by R3D Momo March 31, 2021

egg peaches

a woman

shut up, egg peach

all egg peaches are the same

by Nunsdischarge April 1, 2021

Yoshi's Egg Marketplace

They used to only sell eggs, but now they range from all sorts of top-notch food items.

Yoshi's Egg Marketplace sells eggs.

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

egg

Fragile but powerful.

Also very delicious.

We must bow down to the eggs.

Friend: Carries carton of eggs
Me: Better be careful, or else the deceased eggs will haunt you at night and become your nightmares

by FlatPlanet3500 April 6, 2021

Eggs in Eggs

It's the best, amazing, awesome, it's all good - let's get it.

It's going to be a good week. Eggs in eggs, let's go!!!

We've got this, team—eggs in eggs!

by HeardInNOLA April 7, 2021

Popped Egg

A popped egg** is a cataclysmic gym related event when a steroidal gym man gets a Humpty Dumpty Pump(ty) but instead of dumpting he pops like a microwaved egg. The peasant non-popped eggs look on with a combination of awe and terror.

**Not to be confused with “yoked” which literally, literally, has nothing to do with this!

Oy, look at me boiz, I’m a fu*#^ng popped egg!!!

Oy, look that fella there, he must of popped his egg!!!

The man writhed in pain as he realized what he had done — guffawing at his works in the mirror lathered in man sweat, he realized he had finally popped his egg.

Oy, ya better slow down on that lat pull down or ye may become a popped egg, Arrrr!!!

by ShookWooker April 8, 2021