Music filled with angst and repetitive grungy choruses, usually popular songs from about 20 years prior, at which point now divorced dads were in their formative teen years. Usually listened to not by choice, but rather the hearer is subjected to it against their will. Including but not limited to Creed, Nickelback, etc.
by Luluthighwalker July 19, 2023

White girl music is songs by artists such as Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Avril Lavigne, Miley Cyrus, Cher Lloyd, etc.
It's music that results in you putting up your hands and dancing like one of those air dancers.
Songs such as "Party in the USA", "Want U Back" and "Last Friday Night"
It's music that results in you putting up your hands and dancing like one of those air dancers.
Songs such as "Party in the USA", "Want U Back" and "Last Friday Night"
"OMG BECKY I LOVE THIS SONG"
*TGIF In the background*
Becky: "OMG ME TOO THIS IS TRUE WHITE GIRL MUSIC"
*TGIF In the background*
Becky: "OMG ME TOO THIS IS TRUE WHITE GIRL MUSIC"
by Uh.shyva February 22, 2024

Real music ues real instruments. Rack music ues face instruments. Rap is face music and fucking suck.
by Hsbcjcnfncj March 29, 2019

Dressed in yellow, always ready with a warm hello! Always engrossed at making you feel changa. Knows exactly what you are looking for and will match your chords to keep you entertained. Once acquainted, will make you feel unbelievable everyday and will help you to say sayonara to all your woes.
by SUPERMANvsBATMAN November 24, 2021

“Hey bro! wanna listen to some music”
“sure u choose”
“hmm lets put on ‘i wanna tell you a secret’
“now that is ‘Music that shouldnt be played’
“sure u choose”
“hmm lets put on ‘i wanna tell you a secret’
“now that is ‘Music that shouldnt be played’
by defonotskye October 27, 2021

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by D0UG.H2.O March 10, 2023
