St Mary's Bishops Stortford

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all

kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum

by mumstealingyalist May 5, 2022

Shainah Mary

Simply meaning beautiful lady

What's her name?
She's Shainah Mary.
Wow her name is so unique.

by azhagammai May 5, 2022

Mary

A girl who lives on a farm ranch and is a sweet betty. She has been known the raise cattle. Thank you.

Person: I'm meeting Mary today!
Person 2: I heard she has a cool ranch house!

by WawaHoagiesYASSSS May 9, 2022

nicole marie

Baby bubbas the cutest baby ever to be born. She is outseandlingy amazing!

Nicole Marie Is Amazing!

by youngspazz412 May 12, 2022

Mary Leamon

The kindest and most caring girl out there. She is always looking out for her friends and wants the best for everyone! She donates millions of dollars to countless charities every year. D1 rower and top Saint Joseph Academy athlete. THE JUICE AIN'T WORTH THE SQUEEZE IF THE JUICE DON'T LOOK LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!

Person 1: You're so smart, like Mary Leamon!
Person 2: No way! That's the best compliment ever!

by anonymous October 25, 2022

Hannabis Marie D-juana

She is one of the most thoughtful people out there. The girl next door who can talk about football, cars, & basketball; and surprisingly doesn’t know that she actually knows a lot about sailing. Went to the #1 party school but has never been drunk, although is a marijuana heavyweight. She is astoundingly normal, and gives reasonable, logical advice to her friends. She will do anything to help those she cares about, so you better be nice to her friends. She loves to binge anime and prides herself as Eren Yeager’s wife (sorry Mikasa). Even though she needs a metal rod in her back and eats less than a bird, this smart gamer girl will help you pass your tests and take 20 minutes to take the perfect picture. You can find this Starbucks iphone girl drinking a Caramel Macchiato Latte on Wednesday afternoons. She exclusively wears black & gray but denies being a goth. Her favorite noises to make are “Puhhhhhh”, “UGHHHHHH”, ,LiSTeN!”, “Interesting…….”, “Sir/Ma’am!”. But her ultimate favorite is “OSUUUUU!” Her guilty pleasure is playing video games. She is the Princess of Sitting in the Back of Class and Patron Saint of Participation. May our queen, group mom, and best friend reign forever.

Having a Hannabis Marie D-juana in your life will change you forever, inside out, heart and soul.

by dianasaurus rex October 25, 2022

st marys catholic school

a school in bishops stortford that is catholic. mr neves is the current head. mr celano was the old head. mr celano is italian ofc. music department is so underfunded i will die. best music teacher is going on maternity leave. we have two flute players and 99% of the school are homophobes. there is a gay teacher there too he is my RE teacher lmao.

i go to st marys catholic school because i am a lesbainnnn~

by gaypanic4lottie October 30, 2022