Provision Law 32C Section 31

“Provision Law 32C Section 31” is a section deep inside Shafaet Hossain’s asshole which some might consider a repository of lame shitty jokes.

“wow! thats a Lame Shitty joke! sounds like you pulled it out of the Provision Law 32C Section 31 of Shafaet’s anus!!”

by JTdope March 13, 2024

The law of Haringsma

Finding out you make a mistake 1 minute after sending a email or letter

That mistake was one according to the law of Haringsma

by Mattapattata August 19, 2022

Lanley's Law

As any online discussion involving the word "monorail" progresses, the probability of it degenerating into a string of Simpsons references approaches 1.

Friend: "You should ride the Monorail when you go to Vegas"
Me: "I hear those things are awfully loud."
Friend: " It glides as softly as a cloud"
Me: "Lanley's Law strikes again!"

by Robert Sanvagene April 27, 2022

Richardson-Law

A law that doesn't exist despite the fact your friend swears it does.

"The truth is not a defence for defamation"
"No... that is a Richardson-Law"

by stormin2192 August 30, 2017

Kelly's Law

Not all feminists are man-haters, but all man-haters are feminists.

Feminist 1: We should strive for sex equality
Feminist 2: I fucking hate men. Btw I'm a feminist ;)))
Yup, there's Kelly's Law at work

by ChopperWopperCopter July 11, 2017

stepaunt-in-law

1- Steppibling's wife.
2- Spouse's stepaunt.

stepaunt-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Bush’s Law

Noun.
Bush’s law, named after former U.S. president George W. Bush, describes a moment in which a competitive game has reached the specific score of 9 to 11.

A derivative of Zonic’s law from counter strike

The score is 8 to 11? Bush’s Law incoming??? PauseChamp

by Dr Socks January 8, 2024