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kiss my shit

a term used by whackjobs to insult another whackjob. Can be used in jest and normally is.
Hey fellow whackjob, you can bend down and kiss my shit
by sunless September 15, 2007
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half moon kiss

When your girlfriend (or boyfriend if you swing that way) stops mid way through giving you a blowjob to kiss you on the lips.

A full moon kiss would be when they kiss you on the lips, after they have given the blowjob.

The former is arguably preferable.
Guy 1: "Dude, Alice is so good at giving head. She even stopped half way through and gave me a half moon kiss!"

Guy 2: "Nice!"
by MichaelToTheJ September 25, 2012
mugGet the half moon kissmug.

Hershey Kisses Poops

when a yamagotchi poops it resembles a hersey kiss
by pooman February 12, 2004
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Kiss your ass

This is also an act of extreme affection by a guy to his girl friend. It is best done when she is lying down although she may be standing while he is kneeling. It is a way for him to treat her tenderly with on expectation of return. A girl who has a boy friend willing to kiss and caress her ass is very lucky to have him.
Sweetheart, I 'm gonna kiss your ass because you are so sweet.
by JnWm June 9, 2018
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Mexican French Kiss

When one attempts to perform a "Mexican Chipmunk" but instead, due to the mexican food, lets loose a stream of liquid feces into the partner's mouth
Dude, I was totally going to give this girl a Mexican Chipmunk, but my stomach was upset and I gave her a Mexican French Kiss instead.
by MrCharizard August 11, 2009
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emo boy's kissing

When straight guys can't get any girls so they go and makeout with their bestfriend, who happens to look like a girl and brag to all their emo friends on xanga or myspace that they are in, what they call, 'love'.
Emo boy's kissing:
Harrison:-Cry's- Omggg!!!! Lucy dumped me again!!!
Tom:Dude I hadn't had a girlfriend for like 4 years!!-sobs-
Bob:MY FUCKING SISTER SAID I LOOKED LIKE A GIRL!-cuts self-
Tom:Hey, I have an Idea, let's all makeout, and take pictures of it, and we'll be cooler than XRyanX.
by mickeymouse July 22, 2008
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eskimo kiss meal

When a person puts their nose in a woman's vagina and starts to rub their nose in the vagina, like an eskimo kiss.
Yo, Kevin and Beth do freaky stuff, I heard that Kevin gave her an eskimo kiss meal. Thats nasty.
by B.Luck August 24, 2010
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