by A friend of jack September 11, 2011
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"Yeah, he couldn't put it away fast enough because he was giving himself the shocker at the same time."
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Get the alex jack mug.Jack Patrick Douglass is an American Youtuber. He does comedy, music, PMS (Parodies, Music videos, Sketches) and much more. Legend has it that he's a gay flat-earthed moon-truther furry with a gargantuan forehead. And he hosts a show called YIAY (Yesterday, I Asked You).
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