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Jack fountain

A man in a group who is jizzed on repeatedly.
Did you see tim last night. He was the jack fountain.
by A friend of jack September 11, 2011
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window jack

The act of masturbation while resting your chin on a windows seal and watching your neighbor lay out in the sun. All the while, dressed in nothing but a 1985 pair of terry cloth running shorts cut so short that simply sitting on the bed exposes a hint of your grundel and nut bag.
"Man, my mom caught my brother window jacking the other day. He must have been mesmerized by her bikini spider."

"Dude that's tore."

"Yeah, he couldn't put it away fast enough because he was giving himself the shocker at the same time."
by liquidnails May 13, 2006
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Harness Jack

Bob: Hey dude, lets harness jack!
Jim: Alright!!
by Moskau September 23, 2005
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alex jack

a guy from toronto who is better than kristen
whoa! alex jack is way better than that loser with the k name!
by helmuth October 9, 2008
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Jack Douglass

Jack Patrick Douglass is an American Youtuber. He does comedy, music, PMS (Parodies, Music videos, Sketches) and much more. Legend has it that he's a gay flat-earthed moon-truther furry with a gargantuan forehead. And he hosts a show called YIAY (Yesterday, I Asked You).
by SouthernDude May 13, 2020
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Jack Ryan

A jack ryan is by far the most sexist and handsomest person on this planet and every one wants to fuck him
Hey is that jack ryan

Yer I think it is I want to fuck him
by Yeet peter May 16, 2020
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Jack kelly

jack kelly is a racist and a preson to steal last names
That jack kelly is being a bit of a racist
by IMNOTAJACKKELLY June 16, 2020
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