Karl jackobs

A mother fucker who shoved a monster ultra can up his ass but I still love him <3

Hey did you hear about karl jackobs

by Peepeewasinuse September 1, 2021

jacobing up the place

to fag up the place

"Cool party man." - Brad
"Oh shit, Jacob's here." - Alan
"Let's run before he starts jacobing up the place." - Brad

by RUNFROMJACOB.COM November 1, 2011

Jacobing

To walk back & forth past a camera,door, window,etc

Person 1: why were you jacobing past that news camera

Person 2: because I just got on tv 14 times

by Sh'Dynasty October 1, 2013

dirty jacobe

Joining a group of 2 or more people having sex in fear of FOMO.

Did you hear about last night? There was a dirty jacobe. Apparently a guy showed up and turned it into an orgy because he didn't want to be left out.

by randomuser23792389 March 22, 2021

Karl Jacobs

A super sweet, giggly ,and cute YouTuber and streamer( who did NOT ruin Mr beast)

person 1: Karl Jacobs is soo annoying. He RUINED Mr beast.

Me: WHAT?!??!? *Slaps across their face*

by BRUH_thatsPoggers November 29, 2021

jackbag

(Noun)The virtual location in the cerebral cortex in which a masturbator solicits their historical fantasies to initiate and sustain the human orgasmic process to completion. The capacity of the jackbag is correlated to sexual experiences and history of the owner. Items may be subtracted as more prominent, more pleasureable events are placed there.

1. Joe had it hot with Sally.
Now on his own, he reaches into his "jackbag" to revisit his memories with her to begin his self-love. Joe has moved Betty and Trixie out of his "jackbag" to make room for Sally.
2. I couldn't sleep last night so I reached deep into my "jackbag" and had a splooge-fest that knocked me out.

by rburban December 9, 2008

dirty jacobs

an asshole piercing; usually a big gold ring

that guy's gonna regret getting that dirty jacobs when he has to take a shit..

by the homo squad July 24, 2010