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David

The gayest human being on the planet who brings up sus shit no matter what.
Guy: yo David hop on
David: hop on this dick cutie <3
by Areueatingtho? July 27, 2021
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David

David’s are people who are generous and giving. They like to put other people first before themselves. Manipulating people and degrading people are their top priority but do not fret they are also good at blaming others when they get caught. Who wouldn’t want a David in your life!
Her: why do you always think you’re right and pkay the victim when you’re wrong?

Her: why are you a David?
by Sadboyka August 1, 2021
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David ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

Used to describe a scenario, place , or person in strong affection. Nowadays internet slang has taken ahold of the meaning and has interpreted it as a word to use for someone you feel attracted to or have strong feelings for.
Original meaning :

"The presentation of the food was amazing, it was David ( ꈍᴗꈍ)".

Slang term:

" I have to tell u something I have feelings for u I think you're David."
by Kaiiver August 2, 2021
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David Hasselhoff

The fastest means of transportation in the seven seas. Can deliver you from shell city to bikini bottom in a matter of minutes.
"Oh no... how are we ever gonna get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."
by wyllielee August 13, 2021
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Anna and David

Two people who need to hurry up and get tf together
Person 1: Who's Anna and David
Person 2: Two people who are too scared to ask each other out but they're basically dating.
by TheSmartestOneHere August 20, 2021
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David Syndrome

When u read something completely normal as something else that is completely fucked up
Why did I read math as meth?
You got David Syndrome bro
by NotSusIndividual September 1, 2021
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David

David is smart
by Fashiongirlie June 6, 2021
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