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Donkey punch

A mid-coitus rear cranial blow to induce vaginismus for increasing the hermetic seal upon the shaft to thusly restrict hydrodynamic semanal flow during orgasm in turn hightening sexual plesure.

Naturally, donkey punch also applies to any pugilisticly caused contrations of the anal sphincter during homo-/hetero- sexual sodomy
"Oh man, when I fucked Karen last night, I donkey punched her so hard that her cunt squeezed like a vise around my cock, and i thought it was going to break off as i nutted in her with such force, i swear i saw her cough up my splooge onto her tooth that got lodged in the wooden headboard"

"Wow thanks, I'm gonna try that when i wreck Bruce in his little bussy tonight"
by Lover of cocks December 22, 2021
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The Donkey Jockey

A sex position where a female or male violently rides another male with a huge ding dong of Mexican nationality.
Girl: “Babe, I think we should try something new.”
Dude: “Yeah I don’t think toys are my thing.”
Girl: “No toys, but I do want to try out this new thing people are calling the Donkey Jockey.”
Dude: “Mierda not this one.”
by TacoBender81 May 25, 2021
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FLYING DONKEY

A special, rare species that Legends may only see, Or use to interrupt someone about to explain an idea
"Ayo bro, so I have this idea" -let me guess a FLYING DONKEY neh...
by Japanese Travis Scott April 25, 2021
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National donkey day

National donkey day is celebrated each year in 8th May to celebrate our overlords.
Oh, by the way! Did you go worship our overlords on national donkey day?
by JustDumbAsBricks May 8, 2024
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yard donkey

A helpless dirtleg , side twisted puddle slit. A low down dirt ratchet.
by Amandhugnkiss February 8, 2017
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donkey stew

donkey stew is when your mom puts raw meat in your pasta dish.
DANG mom u said you wouldnt donkey stew this time
by whatthewhatisawhat April 16, 2021
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Donkey

(When used as a poker term)

A jackass for playing very badly; i.e. donkey calling every flop even if he has a bad hand and the bets are high, calling high bets when they have crap and catching something on turn or river; just not understanding the current situation and getting lucky later.
You're a donkey! I can't believe you called with you 3 9 off suit all in and caught runner runner trips on the turn and river. You idiot donkey!
by Jaeko January 2, 2020
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