CreamS(h)tick

When an individual shits and reaches into the toilet take the shit out very carefully puts it into the fridge to solidify it. The person puts gasoline into a cup or measuring cup. Then the person ejaculates into the cup of choice and then gets the solidified shit and drills into the middle through the left or right end not all the way through. Then they put the 'cream' or semen into the turn. Put it back into the fridge and enjoy!

Gary loves his CreamS(h)tick!!

by VomitCock May 26, 2017

Semen Cream

When an individual take the foreskin of his penis and has men cum inside of it. Then he lets its stay in for a few hours he then puts his finger in his foreskin and takes the creamy cum out and sucks it off of his finger

Grandpa José likes Semen Cream

by VomitCock May 29, 2017

cream ridge

it's a bad excuse when a guy is like telling his parent's he's gonna go hang out with billy at cream ridge, when he really means go have risky condomless sex in the back of a ford

"hey ma, i'm going to cream ridge with billy tonight, don't wait up"

by idealalibi June 18, 2017

oh freaking whip cream

A phrase used in place of "oh fuck me" or when a situation is bad."

Oh freaking whip cream I forgot to get the body out of my basement.

by AshMashBlellow June 29, 2017

the cream pie

When something is the best

Blank said to rkelly I just won 1 million dollars
Rkelly would say that’s the cream pie

by Rkellyblang October 29, 2017

cream gene

When one person loves cream so much they take dire states for it.

‘Omg he is such a cream gene he literally would die for it’

by Lolly.23 November 3, 2017

A&D cream

Ass and dick cream

I didn't get enough vitamin d from sunlight on my ass and dick so I put a&d cream on instead

by bushlight November 4, 2017