Rob: Yo dawg, pass me the cum cookie
Harry: what the fuck?
Rob: Y'know man? The cookie filled with cum!
Harry: oh yeah! Sounds yummy
Harry: what the fuck?
Rob: Y'know man? The cookie filled with cum!
Harry: oh yeah! Sounds yummy
by ILOVEcumcookies July 4, 2022
Get the Cum cookiemug. by Harry Fischerman February 16, 2021
Get the Famous Amos Cookiesmug. by Someone<3 September 8, 2021
Get the aloe cookiemug. To lace those pink cookies (the goat) with fentanyl, force feed it to some bitch at your nephew's bar mitzvah, kidnap her, and jack hammer her dead body.
Timmy : This bar mitzvah is so boring, I'm about to pull the Pink Cookie Combo on this girl.
Paul: Timmy don't, my uncle got arrested for trying that with his Boonka.
Paul: Timmy don't, my uncle got arrested for trying that with his Boonka.
by pinkcookiecombo May 29, 2024
Get the Pink Cookie Combomug. No Cookie March, or shorten it as NCM You cant eat cookie on march until end of march, This mean you cannot see cookie, No eating cookie for whole march, Everyone wont eat cookie, this is challenge to show Cookie's Pain for whole march
by Parasouth December 3, 2021
Get the No Cookie Marchmug. The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.
"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
by Dadornetto April 24, 2018
Get the American Fortune Cookiemug. Describing the act of one man freezing his testicles until the pubes are sharp and stronger than a thousand needles. The man then rub his balls up and down his women until there is blood shown or until the man nuts.
Let's get freaky and freezer burn them cookies!!!!!
....maybe freezerburned cookies wasn't such a good idea.
....maybe freezerburned cookies wasn't such a good idea.
by Grapefruit December 7, 2016
Get the Freezerburned Cookiesmug.