Borderline American

Something that sounds too stupid to be true until you see it.

Something that could only happen in America

Examples:

Is Steven eating a hamburger for breakfast?!? That's the most borderline American thing I've ever seen.

The State of Florida

Golden Corral

by RealAmericanTrainwreck January 14, 2020

context americans

Those people that see a crime or horrific act being committed but instead of condemning it immediately and outright, ask for "context"

Girl: puts dog in dryer for laughs on TikTok

Context Americans: "Context?"

by Jaketard April 14, 2023

American Torta

A overweight American who steals food in the middle of the night, snatches food from little kids, and throws trantum when they don’t get their way.

Autumn is an American Torta! She stole my mints!

by Businessmanink October 23, 2025

The American Fist

* When you fist a girl so hard and so deep it causes her to pass-out.

* Shove it loud, and shove it proud.

I really should have token my girlfriend to the hospital after I gave her The American Fist.

by Casey Friedalnd April 6, 2008

American roulette

To cum inside a shot glass and then blindly drinking out of one.

I waas playing American roulette and drank my own cum.

by Earthdrag0n28 December 19, 2020

Ask a American day

Ask a American day is when you can ask a American for anything another American can’t ask for anything anyone else from another country can and what ever the person ask you have to answer or do

Brit: hey it’s the 5th of June

American: so
Brit: it’s ask a American day

American: oh ok ask what want and I will answer or do it

by The realistic June 4, 2022

American Derangement Syndrome

Canadians and Europeans are the most likely to have it. It's a sickness in which individuals live such uninteresting lives that their only source of enjoyment is hating on the world's greatest nation. The most common symptoms include flexing irrelevant geographic information that no one cares about, flexing free healthcare that comes with a tax rate four times that of the average American, and flexing colonial wealth from Africans' backs (Françafrique).

European: whats the capital, coat of arms, head of state and date of formation of Montenegro?
American: Who tf cares?
European: Bro you stupid American schools suck, smh
American: You got American Derangement Syndrome

by aussiewhowantstobeamerican August 8, 2021