Don't Wake Up The John

a slang used to refer to a sleepy man who shall not be disturbed
My friend said to don't wake up the john aka his father otherwise he shall punish me with impunity
by WIlliam Penilecock January 02, 2023
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don't be vague

If someone says don't be vague, their calling you an annoyingly simple person, or their asking you to be more clear.
John: have you seen my keys?
Sam: No, what do they look like?
john: ugh....don't be vague
by Mr.Pulley April 17, 2019
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Don't bait it

Don't bait it
by Matiinau May 25, 2020
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Heheheheh... Ok... I'll explain it to you. You're- It's... It's not that complicated. Alright...
A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"

Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
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don't be a narc

Usually means don't be a grass when used in a social setting. This can either be for illegal drug use or any type of controversial behaviour. Similar to how a brother or sister grasses you in for doing something bad to your parents.

Narc often means narcotics officer amongst gangs.
'Don't be a narc bro, elbowing Jimmy in the face was funny anyway he's a dick'
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Arthur Morgan -we're outlaws in a world that don't want us no more
by FIR3_BREAK3R December 10, 2021
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don't even

when your cool with something a little serious that someone says AND THEN THEY TAKE IT TOO FAR!!
Bartholomew: sorry that your mom died. Emily:its ok.. Bartholomew:JUST LIKE YOUR DAD HAHAHAHAHA Emily: don't even ,you retarted sped ugly unknowingly oblivious obstacalic undefiant gobbling dick wad stupid fuckboy insubordinate yeti.

so yeah dont even means dont take what we are talking about to far.
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