Slovakian Madlad with an unrequited love of any female within a 3-foot radius. Sassy, Bougie, nasty dude. Basketball is their life although a fondness of kissing camera lenses has been acquired. His culinary skills are profound with a love for the taste of seasonal vegetables such as carrots. Amature filmographer and aspiring actor, his backward-facing videos are notoriously juicy.
by youplonkerrodney! April 11, 2020
Get the David Vasilmug. David is a sweat hearted mal, he is also known as simp towards any male or female mostly the male sex. David is also into deep hairy anal with any (homeless/not homeless). His main suspects are usually named : Ashley,Aston,Barry,Espen, The Matthews,Connor,Riley,Joey,Storm.
by Cheryl Horsell April 18, 2021
Get the Davidmug. david the rizzler
by carl wheezer188 November 1, 2023
Get the davidmug. David’s are extremely horny They will go to any lengths to get a picture of a girl, they always have a small dicks, definitely a virgin, and a clapped ass hairline like damn bro get something to fix that, often a fuckin retarded.
Girl 1: did you see David’s drone
Girl 2: yea he flew it right behind are friends and was staring at the camera
Girl 2: yea he flew it right behind are friends and was staring at the camera
by IloveMilfsMoan May 30, 2022
Get the Davidmug. The act of a homeless citizen pulling out of the female genitalia before ejaculating and excreting their semen via the genitalia.
by whatintheskibidi November 11, 2024
Get the Davidmug. A rather large man who gets very excited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferably in school
by BIGGIE 🧀 October 19, 2020
Get the David Lochmug. david is the biggest meany and he is not welcome in my household and he should be welcomed in yours…steer clear of every david you ever meet bc he will always be cocky and prideful
by anti david’s October 3, 2021
Get the davidmug.