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Porn

Videos you beat your meet to that your wife doesn’t want you watching
Mommy my ding dong got sticky from watching porn
by Daniels 37 January 24, 2018
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flaw porn

a "warts and all" aesthetic wherein flaws are consciously embraced rather than selectively eliminated - in contrast to glam glossy Kardashian-esque perfection. can apply not just to women, but also to art, advertising, music etc. Shared ethos with audio vérité.
This girl just posted a picture of herself on instagram in lighting that draws attention to her cellulite . Real flaw porn pioneer right here.

This song is like flaw porn to my ears! I love how they just left the plosives and voice cracks in. Fuck perfection.
by truetreat February 15, 2023
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phone porn

Having sex over the phone with a woman or a man who makes money of of your calls
I use phone porn all the time it almost the same as phone sex.
by Maty_the_hunn April 14, 2016
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Porn famous

Becoming famous and we'll know through pron videos and pictures.
Shes hot 😏🤫🤤. She is even hotter in her pictures duh that's why shes porn famous
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 20, 2020
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Gay smurf porn

The best type of porn ever made
Someone: wanna watch gay smurf porn?
Me: YEA BOI
by The forbidden smurf April 21, 2022
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Poo Porn

An act which where a variety of multiple or few participants, either of the same gender or opposite sex can take part in. The recieveing participant can be in various positions waiting for the user to go number 2 not knowing what type of sensation awaits on the part of the body where the poo has been placed by the user. Like a penis it comes in all different shapes, sizes and colours.
Clint- "Hey Brad, I heard your computer going all night.. What was up with that??"

Brad- "Sorry I was up on my favourite site looking at poo porn again. I didn't mean to wake you.

Clint- "You're fucking gross man"
by Kent no January 4, 2020
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Porn

What you watch when your parents aren't around.
PORN IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Twight0931 March 25, 2021
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