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December 5

Make out with the last person you snapped with
Ex snapped my bestie now I have to make out with him but only on December 5
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DEC 5

December 5 is the day the most beautiful girl in the world was born 💙🇨🇱
Magdalena was born on Dec 5
by Magdalenaslove..aaaa December 19, 2023
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5:43

Bb i dnt understand
why we cnt hold each others hands
This time might b the last i fear 😔

Unless I make it all two clr ..
i need u so
5:43
So take
these broken wings
& learn 2 fly again
Learn to live so free

-Mr.Mister
by Bobbert665 October 17, 2024
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5 February

On February 5th .people who’s name starts with H have to makeout alot with people who’s name starts with K . Oh and also if the person who’s name start with K and he/she has a second name you have to f*ck with them ;)
K:Wait ur name start with H ?
H: yeah wait does urs start with K?

K: yeaaah!! Its 5 February aswell Lets makeoutt!! I have a second name aswell btw;)))
H: oh;)
by Hlover13 February 4, 2022
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Brian 5-E

Brian 5-E got a 0, AGAIN.
by TypeShitEnthusiast May 26, 2021
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5 Weenies

A derogatory term used by psychotic 5 year olds to describe a certain burnt noodle with an insecurity of being called Colgate toothpaste and Lady Gaga.

This certain crispy noodle is quite serene, and was manufactured from a flaming ball of shit and an innocent ice cube. this unfortunate pairing took multiple tries for the perfect "Half and Half", and the ice cube eventually went berserk and tried to Eraser Head the shit out of this poor little noodle.

Shoto Todoroki. the man, the myth, the fictional character you simp for.
Person #1: "oh hey it's Thursday I thought it was Monday oops."

Weeb #1: *whispers* "IcyThottt"

Person #1: "wait huh?"

Weeb #1: " ah! it's IcyThot on Thursdays!!"

Person #1: "I no comprendo."

Weeb #1: "baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! NANI?? ara ara~ oi, Oi, OI!!!" *RrRrUuFfFfF* *BaRk* *bARk* *GrrRRrRrRRrRrRrr* *ArOoOoOOooO~*

Person #1: "what are you? a fuckin' weenie dog? or just a furry? I still don't understand"

Weeb #1: "exactly. I made 5 dog noises. what do you call a quintuple of Weiner dogs??

Person #1: "uhh ummm 5 Weenies I guess?"

Weeb #1: " you are my god I bow down to you now"

Person #1: " where was this conversation going?"
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Erica 5-E

One of the nicest teachers in the school. Very chill unless you get her mad.
Today in class Erica 5-E made us write some short responses, then let us have some fun and play a game.
by TypeShitEnthusiast May 26, 2021
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