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Public School

Government funded humanist indoctrination. Turns children in to good little socialists, ready-made for the new world order.
The most important thing I learned in public school is that I'm homeschooling my friggin' kids.
by Betterthanyouguy November 21, 2004
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Night School

A sure-fire way to graduate on time.
If it weren't for night school, I wouldn't've graduated.
by Butteesha Jenkins August 31, 2004
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true school

as it refers to the rave scene:

1.Not old or new school, but elements of both combining in an attitude that best suits the idea in question

2. not bullshit

3. the correct spirit of a particular style of music or sport.
The trance that night was true school, not one cheesy bullshit track.
by KarmaSuture October 7, 2004
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Hi School

Very uncommon misspelling of High School.

1) A place where teenagers put too much effort into something that will not matter a day after graduation.

2) A place where teenagers think they know it all; often starting unresearched arguments with equally clueless teenagers on world-politics while the teacher plays Solitaire and checks his/her e-mails.

3) A failure of an education system. By the last two years 90% of the students are no longer motivated and just want to get out of the mess. This stems from poor teachers, a poor and inconsistent curriculum (see: foreign languages), being in a shit-hole for a good portion of the past 730 days.

4) A place where there may be up to a hundred cliques, if not more. Members of these cliques cross-over into others frequently. It's all very confusing, but the "main" ones are often: Preps, Jocks, Stoners, Nerds, Normal.
"Hi school really sucked yesterday."

"'Hi school'? You said that wrong."

"What?"

"It's 'High school'. Duh."

"How could you know how I spelt something I said?"

"The 'gh' isn't as silent as you think."
by Cag February 17, 2007
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Westminster School

A small 400 student boarding school located in Simsbury, Connecticut (the most boring town on earth). The school is populated by bleach blonde, super tan, anorexic girls from Darien, New Cannan, and NYC, along with a bunch of stupid douche bags (a.k.a. guys) who are only there because they got sent there for sports. The school says its very strict about drugs, alcohol, and sex, and yet everyday, all of these things occur on campus (in every building) and either no one gets kicked out or like two people get kicked out. The school can't decide when the right time to kick kids out is (Kanye West Concert). Most of the kids only keep their spots at the school because their rich parents are stuffing millions of dollars into the funds at the school. Despite all this, the teachers is decent and the sports teams are ok.
Guy: Hey, do you wanna go have sex and do some drugs?

Girl: Sure, let's do it in the headmaster's office, he won't mind. (she barfs in a toliet)

Guy: Man, Westminster School is the best.
by the West Minister October 4, 2008
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Middle School

The Place everyone is dying to go to once they've graduated from Elementary. After about a 2 weeks of attending they realize that it's pretty much the same except the drama, which is caused by masturbating ass holes and slutty make up freaks (who never wear it right). Can range from kids who sing gay old songs in the hallway that still wear clothes from two years ago, to kids who've lost there virginity and smoke pot. Most of the insecure kids that have no life and decide to make other's life a living hell turn out to be the most 'popular' and the kids with reason who act their own age are bullied for no reason at all. Boys treat girls like shit because of 'crushes' and pretty much all the classes are useless. Not to mention the emo at every corner.
Graduated 5th Grader: YAY MIDDLE SCHOOL! This is gonna be great!

Graduated 8th Grader: Trust me it won't be. Thank god I got out of there.
_____________________________

Popular slut: Ew! You wear BROWN flip flops?
Normal girl: What's your problem?
Popular slut: What ever! What ever!
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Boy: Wanna Date?
Girl: Sure! What's your name again?
Boy: Jeffery
Girl: I LOVEEE YOU!
_____________________________

Teacher: What are you doing?
Student: Your mom!
*class laughs*
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Collegiate School

A school in Manhattan for really smart kids who have a sense of humor and for kids that know how to have a good time. Collegiate School has a great sports program. And well Dutchmen just rule.
I wanna fuck a collegiate school student. They are hot and smart. Also they're rich.
by slexyman March 5, 2008
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