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Grand Poo-Bah

Someone with immense ego, and inflated self regard, who can often be found compensating for their small genitalia by driving a BMW or a Mercedes.
There's Larry again, trying to tell everyone what to do and swanning around like he's the Grand Poo-Bah of the whole place
by Hsgxjeo November 6, 2019
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who fung poo

Shit hits the FAN ( lay-off at my company )
I had bad day at work! who fung poo? boss mans says lay-off next week!
by itichie_nocanpo July 5, 2006
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Le chiffon poo

A set of toilet paper bundles left casually in a restroom wastebasket.
So today, my roommate left some le chiffon poo's again.
by Pseu-pseu-pseudonym January 8, 2010
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hoochy-poo

Anybody who tries to smack up a stronger deal
the scrub tried to punk the pimp for his bitch.
by ADRIANNE HOELZMAN May 9, 2003
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Poo your own goose

To negatively indicate someone should suit themselves
Well if you don’t want to come on holiday with us, you can poo your own goose
by Endocrypt March 11, 2018
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Cum Piss Poo Water

When one Pisses & Shits, but the shit is so big the stretch of the asshole causes one to climax.
James, have you ever Cum piss poo water before?
by Cooneniggacheese May 25, 2021
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Poo Card Makes The Tea?

A quick card Game to decide who makes a round of tea! Played with a certain pack of "watersports" playing cards from Amsterdam, where all the cards have piss related pictures on them, except one of the jokers which is poo related!
Players are determined by the number of people that would like a cup of tea! (if u dont play u dont get one)
Whoever happens to pick up the "Piss Cards" first is automatically the dealer! (usually the person that suggested the game)
The cards are then shuffled and dealt out one card at a time to each player starting from the dealers left until one person gets dealt "The Poo Card"!

Then that person has to make everyone involved in the game a cup of tea!
Ok, so who wants tea?

Me
I Do
Yeah I do

"Poo card makes the tea?"

Let's Do It!
by Phatzoot June 24, 2011
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