by Ibkcuc August 21, 2021

by Dayday Hotnow September 26, 2019

He was Person -1 before. The evil guy of the imaginary planet. Once in a eon, Person i and Person 32 will battle.
The planet is dark, a little wind blows, just a single shabby house in a middle of a great nowhere.
Person -1: It's so dark. I can't see...
Lightning strikes.
Person -1: My life is torture...
Person -1: I must find the root of all this sadness and emptiness.
Person -1 comes out.
Person -1: It must be here. Just go downwards.
Person -1 starts digging.
Hours go by, Person -1 is exhausted, but still digging.
Person -1: It keeps getting colder and darker. I feel it... I am getting close...
Under the next scoop of rocks and dirt, bingo.
Person -1: This must be it. Just gotta break this big pearl of curse.
*Person -1 punches the curse core*
The core of curse shattered.
Suddenly, an earthquake kicked in immediately.
Person -1: Wait. This isn't right!
Person -1: MY VALUE IS... NEGATIVE ONE!!!!
√-1 = i
Person -1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEOEOEEUOGUHOGHGH
*Person -1 turn s into Person i*
Person i: What am i doing in the very center of this planet?
(his memory was wiped after the transformation)
Person i: Ugh, fine. Gotta climb to the surface.
Person -1: It's so dark. I can't see...
Lightning strikes.
Person -1: My life is torture...
Person -1: I must find the root of all this sadness and emptiness.
Person -1 comes out.
Person -1: It must be here. Just go downwards.
Person -1 starts digging.
Hours go by, Person -1 is exhausted, but still digging.
Person -1: It keeps getting colder and darker. I feel it... I am getting close...
Under the next scoop of rocks and dirt, bingo.
Person -1: This must be it. Just gotta break this big pearl of curse.
*Person -1 punches the curse core*
The core of curse shattered.
Suddenly, an earthquake kicked in immediately.
Person -1: Wait. This isn't right!
Person -1: MY VALUE IS... NEGATIVE ONE!!!!
√-1 = i
Person -1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEOEOEEUOGUHOGHGH
*Person -1 turn s into Person i*
Person i: What am i doing in the very center of this planet?
(his memory was wiped after the transformation)
Person i: Ugh, fine. Gotta climb to the surface.
by The person creator October 9, 2025

what most people don't have
person 1: man i lost money from gambling, may i have some?
person 2: bro you clearly don't have personal accountabilty
person 2: bro you clearly don't have personal accountabilty
by 1+1=ballsack May 25, 2025

Person 1 Hey bro look at there, it's Pedro
Person 2 Oh right!, but wait, what is he doing?
Peron 1 I don't know i think he's looking out the window , he's always been like this. a spacey person.
Person 2 Oh right!, but wait, what is he doing?
Peron 1 I don't know i think he's looking out the window , he's always been like this. a spacey person.
by AxmanaleX February 20, 2023

by My testicular area itches June 23, 2018

The preferred terminology for person of stunted growth. However when a family or group of little people exceeds 6 persons they are therefore known as Dwarfs.
by GrandaddyPlumb December 21, 2021
