cart brain

a person so fucking stupid from hitting carts

“you literally have cart brain”

by cart brain haters February 16, 2024

Souls-like Brain rot

when you cannot enjoy anything unless there is dodge rolling and killing involved

“dude i have souls-like brain rot, i can’t play games like Animal crossing”

by Souls like Brain rot June 8, 2025

dude brain syndrome

When a guy over reacts to a situation that is triggered by a female , loved one , family member. They will see’s red , they would become uncontrollable, no one is safe , jumps to conclusions ( creating scenarios that haven’t happened or potentially happened ) with or with out evidence. Could potentially lead to breaking stuff , showing up places unwarranted , major freaking out , lots of cursing , yelling , long detailed text , lots of voicemails . Essentially going off the deep end .

Gregg found out his girl was texting another guy . Gregg got dude brain syndrome and lost his mind and was creating scenarios in his head and freaking out about anything and everything on her.

by Antics23 March 31, 2023

brain

a pink bag of mush, that holds knowledge

your brain should know this already

by The Eevee June 25, 2022

Brain-farting

Brain-farting is when your brain farts in reaction to something hilarious.

Brain-farted is when your brain lagged

Your joke was so Brain-farting

I was daydreaming at my maths class until my teacher surprised me with a question and I legit Brain-farted

by Fucking-Intellect August 5, 2019

ASSHOLE BRAINS

When you GO IN DRY several times and the IMMUNE SYSTENS in your body are always monitoring your use of YOUR ASSHOLE.

Hey, I speak from experience as I went in DRY a handful of times and now my ASSHOLE BRAINS kicked in and I am as lubricated as a BACKSIDE PUSSY.

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 7, 2021

Shit fuck for brains

Dumbass

What, you new?
What are you, a Shit Fuck For Brains?

by Discreet Sectrearions December 2, 2020