May 12

The best for a student because on this day I got my results and it was the best day

#person 1 : how are you ?

#person2 : best day of my life I got the best results on May 12

by Cookies! September 23, 2023

may 23

The day you should give alisha squishmallows

its may 23rd

so?

give alisha squishmallows

by ghost... October 1, 2023

May 13th

Guys show their dicks

Sarah: RYAN YK WHAT DAY IT IS??? IT'S MAY 13TH!!

Ryan: Fine..

(The reason I made this cause guys on here are weird and horny for girls and so I guess its time for them to give back to us)

by Twice_official October 3, 2023

May 16th

The day when the worst person in human history was born, literally worse than the anti-christ, this person is irredeemable and will never find peace

Mike: Dude, my friend's birthday is coming up on May 16th!
Jason: Must be an asshole, everyone knows May 16th birthdays celebrate the worst of humankind

by mythofcake October 4, 2023

Caoimhe May

Caoimhe May is someone who is deeply unconventional and iconic in her ways of dressing, speaking, acting and ideologies.

She is incredibly hot and a niche micro celebrity, unbelievably good in bed. Unfortunately she is also a notorious heartbreaker.
If someone compares you to Caoimhe May, take that as the biggest compliment you can get.

"You remind me of Caoimhe May "

"My life is now complete "

"Bro I love her so much but could never hit that"
"Yeah mate you just got caoimhe mayed"

by Scne November 22, 2021

May 9

On May 9 the hottest and pretties people are born. They are perfect and there's nothing they can't do. also they know how to cook delicious food. Is a wify/manly material. They can give the best advices in the world no matter you need them or don't. If you piss them off RUN for your life. They give the best cuddles too and of course they are best in bed.

1 person: how are you so good at everything? Are you born on May 9?

2 person: YESSS

by Hisokasusedcumsock November 22, 2021

may 4

People born on this day are shy, talkative, creative, handsome, sexy, tall, and very special. If you meet a guy born on this day, never let him go he will make you feel like the most special woman on earth and love you forever. Be careful with him because he will fall in love fast, and when he does he expects it to last forever. I you do break up with him keep in mind that he will still like you and try to get you back. He may also be jealous when you find someone new so be warned. But he is the best person you’ll ever meet so hold on to him.

girl: OMG he’s hot!

Other girl: Yea he is,he must have been born on may 4!
Girl: Your totally right

by Kristina was taken November 22, 2021