March 13th

Deck anyone under 5'5 in the face for ever assuming they could get money from tall people. Know your place, which is always and eternally, physically and classically below tall people. Never forget it again or else the $5 your broke ass begged for is getting shoved so far up your ass, it'll reach farther than the top shelf that you can't even jump up to.

"March 13th is give $5 to short people day--" I'm going to shoot you in the mouth.

by freediooo March 13, 2024

March 27

NATIONAL STEDDIE DAY

“Dude do you know its national steddie day?”
“Whats steddie day”
“March 27th duh”

by Steddiecollumn March 14, 2024

March 14th

International “act like a loser” day

March 14th is the day we celebrate dumb people’s existence

by Covergirlxx March 14, 2024

March 14th

International “act like a loser” day

March 14th is the day we remind everyone they’re losers

by Covergirlxx March 14, 2024

March 14th

Pi Day
Rusev Day
And…
The Day That Krabs Fries!

March 14th is all those things

by What’s your handle321 March 14, 2024

March 15

National send 🐱pic to your crush/bf/gf

Its march 15, today is the day

by $$& March 15, 2024

March 15

It is national send tasted fully nudes to your homie day

“Bro it’s march 15 send me them nudes.”
“Shiiit, ok”

by Thewhitedarknight March 15, 2024