National kiss day

On April 13 it’s national kiss day and u can kiss someone and get away with it

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lumberjack kiss

When two dudes rub their beards together.

Kyle and Chris collided during kickball and their beards touched, it was such a Lumberjack Kiss.

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Kissing someone’s dick while he acts like it is an elephant trunk.

I had a hard time giving my boyfriend an Nigerian kiss while he move his dick around like it’s a elephant trunk

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23. August is national kiss your guy best friend

Hey it’s national kiss your guy best friend day

Oh really, then i have to kiss him i guess

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When your penis shrivels up after unprotected sex with an Asian Hooker and just dangles there.

Chad: Bro! I hooked up with that girl from Seoul at the club and she gave me a Bulgogi Kiss!

TimDog: Damn son you shoulda wrapped your willy!

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On October 31, scare your crush or partner and kiss them

“Bro who are you gonna scare on Halloween?”

“I don’t know, Trant?”

“You’re gonna scare Trant on Spooky Kiss Day?”

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You can kiss and grab and one dick if u want

Did u know it national kiss and grab dick day

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