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Twig's Law

When you join a discord group chat owned by a large account with a big following and you enter voice chat only to be greeted with a hive mind of people that sound autistic and/or posses a lisp and quote unfunny memes.
*joins the discord group chat*
User 1: "YANKEE WITH NO BRIM!!!"
User 2: "BRIM WITH NO YANKEE!!!!"
User 3: "I'm catholic but I hate jews and blacks!"
User 4:" Did you see my big chungus man behind the slaughter yankee with no brim meme!"

Me: Immaculate example of Twig's Law. A bunch of retards blistfully giggling around.
by EnhancedAutism May 7, 2020
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Simp's Law

Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.
"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius
by mistahroga May 9, 2020
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Gaykon's Law

Law defined by Gaykon that reads: "An impressionable male with low self esteem is not immune to virtue signaling turning him gay"
If you are attracted to femboys, you might be a victim of Gaykon's Law
by Gaykon May 9, 2020
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other-laws

classification of relationships that cannot be defined by traditional family titles or by in-law(s) -- relationships usually evolve through divorce, common-law marriage or couples who have children together but never marry
When Amy, the wife of Kate's ex-husband, wrote an article about Beth, Kate's current husband's ex-wife, some of their other-laws were confounded to realize that Amy and Beth's ships had not only passed; they had collided!
by Vivifier May 14, 2020
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law

i broke the law yesterday but it’s no biggie
by thottie911 May 20, 2020
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law of group photos

When all of a girl’s photos on a dating app are group photos then it is safe to assume that she (the owner of the account) is the least attractive among the group
Dude 1: Bro I have no idea what this chick looks like All her photos are group pics

Dude2: dude, law of group photos my guy just swipe left
by Gene Atel Fischer May 23, 2020
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Warhammer’s Law

WarHammer’s Law aka WarHammer’s Rule
In online PvP games with clans, factions, and such ( War Planet, Kingdoms of Camelot, etc.) .... the player that is in the middle of their faction/hive who is currently protected and/or possibly shielded from attack with item calling and taunting you as a coward.
So while I was getting attacked by 5 of his clan mates he kept yelling for me to lower my shield and that I was a coward for not. I took me over 5 minutes to even locate his name among the 40 other mates’ bases! WarHammer’s Law has been invoked!
by gishman May 24, 2020
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